How to Know if You're Having Too Much Fun at College

If some of these sound familiar, you might want to chill out a bit...

Your school nurse suggests you get an STD test ASAP.


Your on your third cellphone because you keep losing them.



You check your phone because you have a text message and you realize you called your old boss at 3AM last night.


You wake up and go to take a drink of that bottled water and you have to spit it out because it's vodka.


You skip class because you feel beating your friend in Wii bowling is more important.


The only homework you're actually doing is extra credit to make up for everything you've missed.

The only notes your taking in class is what you want to get at the liqueur store that night.

You have to have your friends sneak you into the school cafeteria because you lost your food card.

Facebook is the first and last website you check during the day.