Philosophy of the Human Being

Today was the second class of Philosophy of the Human Being, and I felt I needed to share this lecture the professor gave us today with you.

The Setting: We were talking about Greek culture in Plato and how homosexuals were extremely common and you were considered more masculine if you were.


Professor: In Greek culture the older man was considered to be the dominant one in the relationship. This being said the younger one was usually the one to receive...

The Students: (Feeling awkward, everyone nods their head)

Professor: (Looks at students as if we are idiots) and says, "...I'm talking about anal sex here!"

Then he goes onto talk about masturbation and how everyone does it, but thats another story within itself. I look forward to more awkwardness in this class though.