Thought of the Day - Escalators

There are two different types of escalators in this world. The first kind are located in malls mostly. These escalators are mainly used by EXTREME lazy people that don't understand the concept that you are supposed to walk up them, thus getting you to the next floor quicker.

The other type of escalators are located in airports, subways, and many city areas. These escalators have two lanes. A fast lane (passing) and a slow (stand and scratch your ass) lane.

I won't even get started on moving sidewalks, they're a different breed.