15 Things Guys Wish Girls Knew

1) You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.

2) If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you're not in the car.

3) Shopping is a chore, not an activity.

4) If you're truly interested in us, don't play hard to get.

5) My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.

6) You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.

7) When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you're nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.

8) Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.

9) When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.

10) If I offer my help while you're getting ready, it means you’re late.

11) Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.

12) Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.

13) Make us laugh and we'll want to hang around.

14) Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words "naked" and "waiting."

15) Anytime you cook for us, we're happy.