Rejected iPod Engravings

Not many people know that if you order your iPod from Apple.com you can get a custom message engraved on the back for no extra charge. Some people do, and they go above and beyond and come up with some very clever messages.




Not all the engravings are accepted though, here's a few that Apple said, "Hell No!" to...

* 10,000 Stolen Tunes Inside* ~Anonymous
* Not to be used as a suppository.* ~Umbralkin
* I cost more than three hookers.* ~Umbralkin
* When my battery dies, so will you.* ~Umbralkin
* Not responsible for prolonged damage to the ear & brain.* ~Anonymous
* iPod Limited Edition: Retard Compatible. * ~Jimmy4Kim
* Rip, Mix, & Burn Down RIAA Headquarters* ~Anonymous
* Cocaine and razor blade not included.* ~Carl
* Lick My Shiny Metal Ass* ~Anonymous
* karma is a bitch* ~Anonymous
* Bad Mother Fucker* (settled with "Bad Mother Fucka) ~Ben
* Something small & white that Enrique Eglasias Isn't In.* ~wiredgargoyle
* I play with myself.* ~ leonardom
* Steal this? Will self destruct when used.* ~Anonymous
* iMasturbate five times a day* ~rjones
* F uck Osama.* ~Anonymous
* Screwing The RIAA One Download At A Time* ~Mike P.
* I cost more per ounce than cocaine.* ~dgcole
* This iPod will self destruct in 1 year.* ~dale
* Practice safe sex... Go FU*K yourself!* ~whocares590
* Controls on reverse side, you STUPID FCUK!* ~Christiaan